I cont stop tolking in a british axsent
I just got a rly sharp new razor and was shaving down there...
and?
RIP clitoris
I've walk of shamed through this apartment complex so many times, I think people think I live here.
Either I get my picture taken sitting on a fuckin pony, or I'm not coming.
nyquil sex gave me 6 orgasms so I support that
You're going to have to buy me a lot of drinks before the bee suit goes on...
Taking shot for every red box on your worst bracket. I have 30. I might die tonight.
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
It's not a good hook up if during you're thinking "how will this damage me psychologically"
So he's compensating for a really small penis. Either that or he's a drug lord.
My grandpa is driving me to get condoms and wine. This is adulthood.
That's why god made go-pro's and tequila
I'm gonna give the church their tithe, and the rest is a down payment on boobs.
Well, after a pitcher of beer, I set my ex on fire. It was a little fire, he's fine. How's your night?
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
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