idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
I misunderstood what a threesome is. Please come pick me up.
I stayed up for an hour trying to make my room stop spinning and then I realized it was bc my fan was on
it was like fucking gandolphs beard
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
i'm on the subway and being revisted by the ghosts of tequilas past.
The waitress bought us a round. She said if anyone could do 52 margarita mondays in a row, it was us.
he asked me to lick his asshole and I told him his girlfriend could do that for him
So good news, aparently I blacked out and tried to go in the back of the mcdonalds to thank the people for makin my fries
I'm jealous that you can use my boobs as pillows & I can't.
I still can't get the taste of her nipples and the udon noodles out of my mouth
You have better ratings than Crest. Only 4/5 dentists recommend it. You have 8/9 recommendation for your blowjob skills.
Sorry I didn’t really get to say goodbye last night I was busy vomiting in your fathers front yard
Ok so I need a recap of last night...
YOU SPENT SIX DOLLARS AT NICKEL BEER NIGHT!!! How's that
Tonights mission: get trashed, smoke a bowl on top of the silo, get some dick. Not necessarily in that order.
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