Is there some kind of disinfectant spray people use? Why would anyone want to eat ass??
hahaha Yeah oh well, she wrote on my facebook wall, That's almost like a digital hand job
i dont care that its taken 20 hrs to pee without hurting, BEST HATE SEX EVER.
he was like a christmas ornament you would hang on the back of the tree....not great but still made the cut.
then she stuck her tongue in my ass
I thought we were talking about reason you aren't going to marry her?
Can I have my ID back now or are you using it to crossdress again?
He had a curved dick....must be a european thing
I refuse to apologize. Any dick that comes that close to my face uninvited is gonna get bit
I gather from Facebook you got drunk last night and took semi naked pictures of yourself?
I was cracking open beer cans, throwing them off the roof, and yelling "FRAG OUT!"
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Or I could hide in your trunk so you can sneak out of putt putt for sex breaks
Ask me if I'm sitting naked in a lawn chair eating a block of cheese waiting for a bacon grilled cheese sandwich
I looked like a tiger in heat. He didn't know if I wanted to fuck him or eat him.
You smell like a steam boat captain.
Whatever your on right now, I want.
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