I got everything I ever gave her back, every picture, and money for the dog. I didn't want it she brought it all back and gave it to me. clothes jackets, pictures, dried flowers, ear rings, necklace...
Sell it on ebay and let's go to the bar
Three 40's of Mickeys, is no excuse to be naked at Baskin Robins.
his penis was like watching paranormal activity your very hyped up to see it but you think it might be very scary and in the end you didnt really see anything at all
couldnt find a condom. used a surgical glove instead. actually worked and the sex was great. thanks nursing school
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What's the point of having 3 fuck buddies when their periods all seem to sync up
So after I pop out this baby we need to just go on a monthlong coke binge so I can get skinny again before vegas
im wtih 32a right now bc 34d is on her period. now i know how girls feel when their hookups go from magnums to regulars
After we fucked he shhhh'd me and said your welcome
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
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I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
I drew a nude short fat middle aged woman today and liked it
It was honestly one of my favorite days in art class except for the 20 min she faced me and kept looking at me and we made eye contact
What eyeshadow color says "yes I am at the dentist, and yes I am hungover please don't judge my life choices"
Please tell me those naked pics were not your mom. Lie if you have to.
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
You know its a good night when ur woken up by the bartender asking you how he ended up at your house
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