im 80% sure the guy across from me is taking pictures of my legs
Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
i wish everyone could be as happy as the people in the laxative commericals
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Do you like marathons because that's how long I plan on fucking you.
Contrary to popular belief alot of woman do actually enjoy sucking cock.
Woke up under the lifeguard stand sleeping next to mitch our homeless friend. I bartered a summer wardrobe for his last 5 dollar to buy a bfast sandwich. Bring clothes
Yeah like 200 white people came and they are playing that one Biggie Smalls song everyone knows.
Dad just showed up on someone else's golf cart, filled an ice chest with booze and left while yelling "SHINANIGANS!!!!" this is going no where fast.
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In his defense he just bought a bong like a week ago so he's still in that honeymoon phase.
They're frat boys at heart and have sickly, dusty, rotting souls.
I was on all fours trying to empty the bowl we smoked into the sewer when your neighbor came out, but besides that it went smoothly
Beer bong just needs to be rebedazzled but it's gonna make it
Is there such thing as a tasteful dick pic? I think I just got one if they exist.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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