If you think im a hippy you should see these girls. They would scissor mother nature if they had the chance.
is it wrong that i woudl like to tie u down to the baby changing station using the straps provided?
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
Deffinety need to stop having sex on the beach just took a dump and it was mostly sand
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you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
he calls his bong barack obonga, commander in kief. i found where i belong.
You cleaned out the gashes in your leg from hopping that fence with that whipped cream vodka, didnt you?
I woke up at 6am to a knock and a naked guy at my window.
She has the perfect pussy. Looks like a paper cut with a puff of cotton candy on top.
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He has a bed frame and a headboard.... That match his dresser and nightstand...
Hahah. That's good.
I feel like you don't understand the severity with which this weirds me out...
And you said I'm not athletic, I rubbed one out with my sports band on, it's the same as walking 1/4 mile.
Like people might wonder why I put up with your puns. You give good head and play with my hair
Idk why more people don't drink at work ... i mean, yeah, the cash might be off tonight, but my customer service is fucking phenomenal right now
I forgot that I'm high because of how high I am.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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