i luv seein jocks study. its like watching monkeys masturbate.
Houston, we have a blender
Also, I am ligit concerned that I might compulsively start collecting vibrators like Pokemon.
he slipped a picture of a kangaroo under my door that said "im sorry" on the back and passed out on my lawn.. who the fuck is this kid?
I have a scary feeling my mom might switch her goals from finding me a husband in 2012 to sending me to rehab
Lets go hit some boners bro!
I appreciate the acceptance and inclusion, but that's not how we gay men talk.
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
I know but we're going to blackout city so it'll probably be warm there
I gave three different guys a boner at the same time last night, and none of them are in the same city as I am. That's achievement.
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
BUT DID YOU RIDE THAT DICK INTO THE SUNSET THO?
My vagina just clenched in fear
i gotta say this to some one...... my penis feels sooooooooo sooooooft, its amazing
like for real, sooooooooooooooo smoooooooooooooth its amazing
I can't wait for you to read this text tomorrow
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