i failed horribly. studying for that final was as pointless as Vinnie is to Jersey Shore
She wouldn't stop saying her own name. Like a damn pokemon.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Stoned ambition #8. Must learn sign language.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
Pre-drinking/conditioning my liver for this impending hurricane party associated with cat. 2 hurricane Irene. Be ready to roll in a weather channel minute.
So I think before Superbowl weekend begins we should all take a look back on last year and learn from our pitfalls... AKA no touchdown shots and kitchen crying.
Are we in any of the areas with tornados?
Dude, i don't even have pants on yet, it's too early to think about tornadoes.
How did you get him out of the shower last time?
Order Taco Bell and leave a trail of burritos leading to his bed.
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
I'm by the tree and the Dora the explorer balloon .. Look for the Dora the explorer balloon
My booty call is in the theater watching Deadpool right now. Never though comics would work against me.
Nice. I like it when Maker's Mark makes decisions for you.
To describe how high he was he said, " I'm cocked out of my ape sandwich" so yes...that was some pretty good weed.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
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