Note to self: Don't teach the naked lap rule in beer pong until after youve made a cup..
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
His ankle bracelet went off in the middle of sex. That makes a girl reevaluate her life...
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
When he sent me a picture, I swear my vag frowned. That tiny.
Can we go out and do something semi fancy soon? I feel like wearing a dress and pretending to be an adult.
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
By early evening I was shouting at the deeply Christian girl to suck my dick inbetween snorting lines of gatorade powder.
I was a bouncer for about 90 seconds until the real bouncers figured out that I was doing their job
I smell like a brewery and I have been drinking for 7 hours. This seems like a perfect time to tell my husband I want a divorce.
who knew magic tricks and sex would actually go together?
My husband gave me a key to his house. I thinks this means we're getting kinda serious.
Of course that's what I'm wearing. I need to find a beard to mount and ride STAT.
The fact that I’m not married yet means there are millions of lucky girls out there who have dodged a bullet
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