I haven't worn deodorant in like three days and have been laying around in my underwear listening to music and drinking. I think i've made my own Bonnaroo in my apartment.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
we seriously had to hang a plastic bag on his ears so he could throw up right into it.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
i flashed his best friends last night
you always were good at making good first impressions
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
This is stressing me out. I feel like I need to eat the dick.
She kept telling people I wrecked her brain. That high.
At least one of us had a weekend full of money and dick
Naw. I'm tired and I'd have to shave my legs. I doubt the sex or the company would be worth it.
I dapped up a cop while leaving the party
These cutoffs are too tight but my ass looks like Freedom
Before getting out of the car, she said "Thanks for getting me off." I like how polite she is.
It's like jay gatsby himself preordained that our genitals meet again.
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