VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
is it bad if my mug shot looks better than my profile picture?
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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I just banged your sister. Thats what you get for takibg my lunch money in 2 grade, boom, boom fiyyaa powaa
The only reason I'd ever want a boyfriend is so that someone would spoon feed me applesauce when I'm so hungover I can't move
Im about to smoke a huge bowl. My penis is so happy. Who needs girls.
hey the jello shots wont freeze
How much Everclear did you put in them?
uhhh all of it
Woke up in the middle of my kitchen clutching a cheesy gordita crunch
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My booty call fought through ice and a foot of snow to get here. He brought booze, food, and cigarettes for three days. My vagina is the greatest motivator of all time.
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Because cocaine and lesbian hookups on a Tuesday cannot be the new normal
I'm sorry I've been mean recently but tbh it really turns me on seeing you cry so it might happen a lot..... You're a pretty crier I don't get it
it's a rainbow of FUCK YOU
my mom walked in on me eating her out, and i can never kiss my mother again.
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