I slayed a troll last night at BC guess i thought i was back in college
He looks too sensitive, like he's going to write me a poem and cry after the first time we have sex.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
Hypothetical question: how bad would bacardi be as an IV drip?
death...100% death...what r u planning.
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"Let's chug a beer then make out" doesn't sound as nice, but it would prob make him cum right there.
Good news! I don't have Hep C! Better news! I still hate you!
Drunk naked twister. My place. Heath is trying to use his dick as a third leg.
he's singing something in russian and knocking over my plants with his dick, get his drunk ass out of my apartment
HE STUCK IT IN THE FISHBOWL WTF
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
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I didn't know your ex looked like a male Khloe Kardashian?
"I played a game called "how drunk can you get in a minute" last night. How was your Thursday?"
I've never been to an orgy, but I would assume nachos wouldn't be out of the question at one.
excused from jury duty. THAT hungover...
I just met his mom for the first time with a hang over. Then we went to watch his 8 year old cousin get baptized. Apparently his family loves me. I should drink more often.
We should form a club for all of us that have stabbed a sibling with a fork!
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