yes, too bad my tears were being wiped away by tits in my face
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
You were eating microwaved pad thai out of a solo cup with a pair of scissors....
I'm just concerned it's gonna end up in my vagina again
I am day drunk. Get ready to see my dick.
I deleted his number so I had to go into my old voicemails which are saved through my gmail and search his name... Never underestimate the resourcefulness of a drunk girl on a mission for dick
I hope you enjoy this collage I made of you and me getting fucked up together
Just had the "whores are people too" talk with Mom. Bright side it's Christmas, and I may have been drunk, I don't think she caught on.
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
See,its just the last time this situation happened I ended up hiding in a closet on my birthday
Apparently nick called me at 3 in the morning looking for you because you ate your keys and ran away..do I need to call an ambulance.
Yeah he told me he wanted a serious relationship, but he's posting pictures of his dick on Kik.
2016 is coming through for me, I'm renaming it the year of great dick
There are twenty eight units in that building. There has to be at least one heterosexual in it. You can't have fucked your way through all of it.
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