stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
Until last night, I had never actually thrown up ON a sandwich
We fucked in your water heater closet. Told you we'd try everywhere.
I just had a flash of memory of me asking all of the girls if they were on their periods. If they said yes I said it made us moon sisters.
don't worry about it. We passed around the "get jeff bail" can 10 min. After you left. We currently have around $400. May I say that people here at the dorms really love you.
I thought that u needed a break due the fact that your nipples were bleeding
Drunbk and roasting marshmallows on my stove. Accidentally singed the catr's fur but she'sd alright.
My inner buddhist recalls, "You receive the d when you aren't looking for it, only when the d wants you." True story.
I will be going to walgreens soon.. nothing says trainwreck like pickin up a scrip for xanax at 2am drunk..
So much easier to puke and rally now that my gluten's under control
we are the apple cider girls!
That awful moment when there is no more beer and you find yourself considering tequila and aloe juice.
How the hell could he be confused. He had a naked girl running to him. I feel like he would enjoy that.
Just convinced a housekeeper at work to set up her 401k. Gotta start hittin the gb every morning before work. Happy 420
I love that they love me even though I might not exsist, its kinda like Im God.
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