Billy Mays is dead, Vince Schlomi is in jail, who's going to sell me useful gadgets at ridiculously low prices now?!
Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
This guy just walked into class and first thing he did was grab the garbage can, walk to his desk and say "just in case"
Just wandered into a surprise final. Only a surprise for me though. I wish I could say this is the first time this has happened.
I'm at Home Depot to get supplies to fix the wall we cracked by fucking too hard against the bookshelf.
That bitch makes my crazy look like a walk in the park with cotton candy
That all sounds beautiful. All I have to offer is my shining personality, extensive amounts of space knowledge, and I hear I am pretty not sucky at sucking dick
No, gay couples have the same problems straight ones do; I wish that we could go back to the days when he would shit with the door closed.
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
Do you have any idea how awkward it was to type ‘dog twerking’ into google search? Because I don’t think you do.
He sent me a dick pic from a port-o-potty in Boston. If that's not love Idk what is.
When we started the night I was in zebra wedges & she was in my black boots... I woke up wearing pink flip flops & the mirror on my rental is fuxked up. Wtf happened last night?
Man the amount of drugs being done at a wedding with a bunch of surgeons was disturbing
you drug him to get him horny then deny him sex. freaks.
I promise I won't bug you anymore, I just need the following things at your convenience but preferably soon: my earrings, cup, and panties. Thanks. Good talk.
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