ive never been so in love with another man before, in a totally none sexual way... no homo
omg, I know. It's so embarrassing that we've both had his penis in parts of our bodies
Hey a mouth doesn't really count. A vagina counts more.
On my arm I have 12 dashes, and below is written "plus 2 pretty stout whiskey drinks, so, you be the judge"
Be still, my beating vagina.
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and that my friend is why you dont go in for an eye exam and drop 250 dollars on a pair of glasses after smoking a blunt
I'm going to need a Jurassic park sized pooper scooper to deal with all this shit last night caused.
Dude, that was like bongs ago.
i want to shrink myself down to penis size, climb inside of her pussy and just live there for a few months.
Also I'm sorry for asking you to shave my vagina for me last night
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SHE'S PREGNANT AS SHIT, AND I JUSR PEELED A CLEMENTINE TO CHASE SHOTS WITH!! COULD LIFE GET ANY BETTER!?
Beyoncé wouldn't let anything bad happen here
I will 100% jerk off using my own tears as lube before I'd ever bang a 4.
If you fold the laundry; booze and orgasms on me.
Did my extra credit for a class I badly need to pass at the bar of Friday's.. kind of sum's up my college career. Got a 90 though.
I may forget my underwear, but you can count on me for drugs and plan b
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