dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
im shaking like a drug addict and i almost just shat my pants when i sneezed...no more patron for me
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
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If you're still awake, how rude would it be if I masturbated in her new apartment on moving day? If you're asleep, then ask me how it was.
Preparing for thanksgiving at home now by chugging bourbon. Less than a month to train!
I swear it started with good intentions but then my slutty side took over and we started playing strip checkers
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
Our suitemates are shrooming again. I left a less colorful dress hanging on the door, change before you come in because purple is making Maeve cry.
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Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
btw I told him that the only way he was gonna get to eat you out was if he smothered your vag with grits..
I just climbed out the passenger side of my car because there was a spider on mine. I'm doing adulthood right
You don't usually get feedback after a one night stand... But you hit it out of the park. I'm proud to call you a friend.
Do you think if I explain to her I want to have loud, unprotected sex with her sister she'll understand?
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