even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
i learned a valuable lesson last night. sometimes nice girls finish first. twice.
I just had an epiphany. There is NOTHING TO STOP ME from making cake mix and eating it all instead of making a cake. It feels like my entire life has peaked at this moment.
Free beer happened. I got hammered and aaron did his first keg stand. Then went all martha stewart on redecorating the bathroom. I remember being at walmart
What theme did he decide on for the bathroom?
Well as you know martha loves the northeast this time of year. I believe the theme was 'coney island' decorrated with hot dogs and macaroni
My mom said "I don't want to fund your drug problem" so she gave me a gift card to the book store. I now have a 420 page book on growing weed.
Also, hurry up because I don't like drinking alone. I'm still doing it, but I don't like it.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
how many people can say they bit their tattoo off?
Does the room smell any better?
Yeah, i sprayed perfume. It smells like Victoria's Secret, if Victoria's secret was that she was homeless.
Maybe don't sell him so much adderall next time. The other day during finals he was convinced that he could see the "molecules of life in the air" and kept reaching up slowly to grab them.
Some dude just said my hair smells like his pillows
I have vodka and 50 pizza rolls best spring break ever
It was like the icing on a beautiful fuck boy cake.
I would not recommend douching while drunk.
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