just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Betty ford says i'm here all night
let's bang
You're in my phone as 'Weird Bus Guy' so I think my answer's no.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just puked in the mop bucket at work. I think I need to go home.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
i think he saw me take a picture of his dick
I woke up to him drunk-t-bagging me, saying "huevos rancheros" were being served for breakfast.
I shouldn't be home alone with this much peanut butter and the dog. I feel like i'm being recorded to see when my desperation will peak.
We've reached the point in our fuck buddy relationship where we are playing words with friends. This is too intimate.
Mate, you pissed in my bed. Then told me to "Just keep swimming"
I was just hotboxing under my sheets and I got lost on the way out.
It was so scary.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
In theory, it seemed like it would work.
I made the antidote to the nasty cognac. I AM THE GOD OF MIXED DRINKS.
Randomize
