VAGINAS EVERYWHERE
they're staring at me
Was just hit on by a guy with 2 kids and one was named Rocky. I need to get out of Buena Park.
Don't threaten to terrorize my ass hole unless you have to wherewithal to back it up
if i found out she had a dick after i got head, does that still make me gay?
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
My mom just found some of our lube mixed in with my box of pots and pans. I hate moving home.
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
I just couldn't load the family groceries on to the same seat where I had sex 12 hours ago.
Honestly... isn't she a psych major? how does she go through life NOT realizing that everything she does is a cry for help?
His penis is small and he doesnt like Harry Potter. HE HAS NO REDEEMING QUALITIES WHAT AM I EVEN DOING HERE
Nhl reached an agreement. I plan on getting me some celebratory sex from a hockey player.
If there's one thing i learned from edward 40hands is that i couldnt handle life with bottles for hands
After last night I never want to be in the back of a cop car again. No leg room.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
No idea who's grandma but people were just running around naked
Randomize
