How you know a guy is gay: they say they would want money, not sexual favors, from emma watson
No, you can still breathe under the balls.
Ian has mac and cheese all in his bed/on the wall. Either you did it or he fell asleep with a bowl in his hand and spasmed in his sleep.
Cooked or uncooked?
Alright this has to stop. Without adderall I don't even have the motivation to get laid. College has ruined me.
I'll bring the barf blanket just in case.
thanks for at least making it out of the pool before you threw up
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
Took me 10 minutes of oral to finally get him hard for like 30 seconds of sex until he came and passed out. Def not worth the ROI.
Funny, 'cause his story is it went great. He faked passing out so he wouldn't have to do anything in return.
I heard you shushing me, but my screaming orgasm drowned it out.
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
Felt so good this afternoon, figured I wouldn't have a comedown. Wrong. Just realized I've been staring at a wall for 40 minutes contemplating the color yellow.
just called AAA to get my keys out of me car and then afterwards realized they were in my pocket...stoner life
This whole quitting my bad habits all at once is really messing with my ability to function.
Right before he dumped me... he got a really ugly pair of pants. They were twill pants. A pinkish color. When I'm sad... I picture him in them. It makes me smile.
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