These people need to leave so I can have rum and Doritos at work like every other American.
All I know is it had something to do with a plunger and tuna salad. I'm done. I'm quitting my job.
ejected that DVD during the department meeting.. it was our porn from last night. I have a new nick-name at work.
So then I sent a pic msg of the Magnum XL box to her friend
Just left some random in my bed to go get mcdonalds breakfast. I'd say my priorities are on point.
Ohhh, TODAY your worried. Becasue last weekend when we warned you about her you said "shes too hot to have herpes."
when she was 9 she got kicked out of our 4-H camp dance for pole dancing on the spirit stick
Cognac is not meant to be taken in shots. I just wanted you to know the desperation of last night.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
My brother is wearing glitter eyeshadow and split leg skinny jeans
You've been usurped as King of the Gays
You may see me wearing your shirt to class. It's because I still have the spins and I'm anticipating throwing up on it. Asshole.
I resisted the temptation to hold the cake in one hand to alternate bites with the ruffles I was eating. I decided that might make me look dysfunctional.
Don't laugh, but I might need some advice on how to ride a crooked dick.
Sex with him is like pizza, it can be shitty but its stillll pizza.....
they gave me money. the money smells like weed. also they gave me weed
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