Is there a reason "Call me when you're legal" is written on my arm? I'm 22..
some girl in front of me in class just googled "hungover+throwing up blood"
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
After a valiant attempt at golf, I think it's time for Tiger to go back to doing what he does best- having sex w/ blond, white women.
counting down the days left of school on my birth control packet.
Who would have guessed that her hair would be so flammable
I put an asterick after the names of people in my phone that I've fucked. Both as a form of bragging, and also so I can actually remember all their names.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
I wrapped my scarf around his head and then made him go down on me
And I also said, "probe me"
His Instagram is like a gay porn blog all of the sudden got conquered by the Mormon missionary that he is
Just found out that my name comes from part of my mom's old stripper name.
I told her we had to stay at the bar until at least midnight because that's when my direct deposit hit, don't tell me i'm not responsible
I wonder if Paul and Andy realize how lucky that they are that we're too lazy to start fucking other dudes so we just stick with them
Dont ask questions just say words. where can i find plan b?
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