i always forget guys have bellybuttons
Its like we are women, and boise state is a gangster rap song. This game is degrading
So I called her out for all the gossip she does and she's like "you do the same, bitch"
So I was like "Im classy like the Countess, youre just a bitch like Kim."
Kudos on the Interstate Housewife metaphor.
the only bad part about drinking alone is that in the morning there's nobody who can tell you what you did
apparently he thought telling me 'the weasel wants to come out to play' would somehow convince me to go down on him
hey tell your friend im sorry for licking his mouth, that was probably inappropriate
I'm sexting at the thanksgiving dinner table...this is a new holiday tradition.
You passed out while holding my hair during a blow job.. i think your gona have to earn back blow jobs
Next sat night Titanic party. Bring your floaties, trashy necklaces, and a large lung capacity. This ship is going downnnnnnn.
I haven't seen her in ages, how is she?
Well I woke up next to her this morning so I guess I would say she could be doing better
And my nipple is sore from him biting it. That is not a complaint.
Amnesty Wednesday? I'm free to do dirty things to you and you can't laugh or judge?
He didn't get how "starting a flash flood in my thunderhole" was a sexy euphemism. Deal breaker.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
I could hear it slapping against his thighs under the robe!!!!!!!!! You are a lucky girl!
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