is sleeping with your Political Science professor Politically incorrect?
Was he helping you 'cram' for your final, or just giving an oral exam?
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
Yeudjkisdjxbfceryuj. i love having a qwerty keyboard just so i can do that.
he is so annoying
so stop sleeping with him
yeah but he is so hot when i'm drunk
His glasses broke on the way to the bar aNd he ended up talking to this butterface all night. I didn't have the heart to tell him
chatroulette drinking game turned into a foursome.
yeah they are definitely having sex in that car. joe just yelled through the window telling them to do the "titanic hand print thing"
We are going all out this weekend. My liver is already smiling.
He wouldn't let me leave his house until he made me orgasm once for every year I've been alive. The birthday sex song did not prepare me for this.
dude ur drinkin a beer not ta capri sun. lose the straw
I told my boss that I'm in a slutty stage of my life right now and the chef overheard and slipped me his number. I might get laid tonight
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
How fast can you get here?\nI need to ride your cock into the sunset.
Leave it to me to pull up my boyfriend’s grandfather’s obituary just to find out the name of his sister.
dude it's 9am and i'm still drunk it's too early for sexting
You're not who I thought you were. You've changed.
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