How do i ask the guy i made out with for 4 hours if he is gay? He keeps telling me i'm so adorable and that he had a ''blasty''
Well we can cross off dogs, dating sites, and real life as ways to help you meet a chick.
9 am. shotgunning while conditioning my hair. i love college football season.
Last night: Repeatedly yelled about how the fishbowl tasted like blue, stole a stranger's hat, hugged the DJ for playing my request, made out with my roommate, and abandoned the guy I dragged to the club in the first place
This morning: Hat doesn't fit, hangover headache is blue, and I can't move without getting lightheaded
Listen when they tell you not to drink after giving blood
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I told you I'm not going to the Phillies game until we're tripping balls
I felt guilty, it was so good!
Guilty? Oh great, I give the Jewish mother-in-law of blowjobs.
I can't thank you enough for the well-timed blowjob. What a huge improvement in my outlook on the day.
I'm sorry I never said I wasn't coming home last night. To my defense I did type and send a text, only I was too drunk to realize I sent it to the guy I was with instead of you.
I got titty fucked last night and you're breastfeeding your newborn. Clearly we have gone two totally different paths since 2011.
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how do i act around someone who's shoes i puked in while naked and blackout?
handcuff keys just fell out of my bra....wtf happened last night?
It's really hard to tweet with a pussy in your face demanding attention.
I just wish he would stop trying to bring his emotional baggage into our sexual relationship.
I tied him up for his boyfriend so he could get fisted... I'm the best roommate ever.
Wow. That's certainly more than I've ever done for a roommate.
I hope no one at work can tell or smell that I have tequila in my hair and I haven't showered for days
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