That bitch is like a bad destiny's child song.
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
good penises are hard to come by.... must be the economy...
so my class lasted 15 minutes this morning because this kid puked all over himself..only at radford
He was singing Justin Beiber while we did it. I love secure Spanish men
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
So is there some kind of punch card you and I get to use every time we fuck a chick with a cast?
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
Martha Stewart has had a one night stand and is unsure if she's had a threesome. I no longer feel slutty.
These freshman guys were trying to holler at me from their window, and I realized about 20 minutes too late that the best possible reaction at that time would've been screaming "FLACCID PENIS". Oh, and I found this awesome zombie charm bracelet you would love.
look on the scale of 1 to the time you hit an old lady with your car chlamydia barely even rates
good news: i got laid. bad news: by your boyfriend
Let me atleast have my coffee before you start talking about your penis
Just called to hear your voice and talk about pizza.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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