i dont think there is any level of not caring that i havent covered in the last month
I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
I just heard a guy scream "it must be five o' clock!!" and another guy screamed "somewhere!!!" out from different balconies.
Nothin says happy bday jesus like a shot with your loved ones.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
i normally make it a rule to leave when white people start rapping... but they had blow.
I want an alcoholic time machine so we could skip to new years eve
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
One is full of apple juice. One is full of tequila. This is real russian roulette my friend.
I may or may not already be in your hot tub when you get home. I have a key to your house and no shame.
Note to Self: Never again eat a weed brownie by yourself two hours before a tornado warning in your exact location.
dude, shes trippin so bad. idk what shes on, she just told me she doesnt remember her name then proceeded to get in the shower clothed to try to "rinse off the high"
ugffhh I have work in 4 hours and have recieved zero sleep, seeing that I'm trapped in the arms of a snoring bear man. can't. breathe. lost in the forestry of his chest hair.
The first thing he said was that my underwear smelled like Trix but then he looked up at me and whispered "Silly rabbit, vagina is for me."
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