i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
You hooked up with 4 random girls, avoided your grilfriend finding out about it, and dodged traffic on Park Ave. Can you say luck of the Irish?
this is a time for prayers...seriously
let us hold hands and pray.. sweet baby jesus please bring us some sweet sweet man loving this homecoming weekend to aid our lonely vaginas it has been a long couple of weeks amen.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
Look. You've gotta stop making this about you, and make it about my vagina.
You should really trust me on this one. "hit it and quit it" might not be the best career move on your part...
Ripped as fuck driving to get a portrait of my cat tattooed on my arm
I gave him my yeast infection. HOW THE FUCK DOES THAT EVEN WORK?
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
Thx for last night. I've never had so much fun while being told my life decisions are questionable at best.
I woke up with a bunch of jolly ranchers and an eight ball in my purse. Successful
jump out the window naked night went bad
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