If I start taking birth control 8 days after we had sex do you think it'll stop the baby from being made?
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
not to mention it took an hour of antique roadshow to calm my dick down
when was she peeing in the stairwell? why dont i remember this?
....because generally we only remember 40% of the night each, and have to fill eachother in. And that still leaves 20% that we will never know and its probably for the best
New discovery: pineapple flavored vodka. Life made, liver in jeopardy. Graduation t-minus 50 minutes.
She slapped me in the face with a McDouble. Just threw it right at my face while I was driving... That is why we can't bring her out in public.
What I do when I'm blackout drunk is none of my business.
Lets both be adults and never talk about last night again.
I mean your new thing is losing body parts and feeling colors so its not like we are hurting for entertainment
Is it bad I'm drunk at orientation
You've been there for 12 hours, what are you supposed to be doing
Not be drunk
somebody should make me the poster child for not drinking everclear..
Well I mean I HAD done a pretty good job of not pooping myself through the years
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
I am officially in a love triangle with my celebrity crush
so this hot guy who looks like brad pitt circa troy era in my physics lab is staring at me right now and it's taking all the willpower I have not to procreate with him right now.
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