is your mom at the bar?
just the thought makes me want to clean my vag with a clorox wipe
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
They should make a Rosetta Stone that allows men to understand what the fuck women are actually trying to say.
seriously who else gets carried home puking from a fucking mary kay party?
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
his apartment was in a funeral home, walk of shamed through a visiation in the skankiest outfit i own
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
It was like stroking your vagina with a cloud.
I apparently got up in the middle of the night after fucking him and started looking for you under piles of his clothing
How many hotdogs are you going to eat today?
THE LIMIT DOES NOT EXIST.
Why were you twerking to, "The Wheels on the Bus"?
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
It's not christmas until we're acting sober in front of grandma
you were making out with a girl because you told her you were part of Nsync
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