Theres this tee in the mall and it says all girls just wanna have safe sex. U make me think thats a lie
he shaved USA in his pubs
I saw him at work today and he gave me a really awkward "I know what you do drunk" look...
I dont think problem is the right word. Problems arent something you enjoy. Life would be too boring without gambling.
She said she wanted to have closure sex.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
It's raining. Will need ride home and blow job.
I chugged a beer while I was riding him and he told me it was the sexiest thing he has ever seen. this guy knows class when he sees it.
I love you, but it's "shark week" I'll make it up to you with naked breakfast.
She deliberately backed into the homewrecker's whoremobile and yelled ""FOR SPARTA!"
I think you handled your pregnancy scares better than that cricket in your bathroom
I'm definitely closer to having sex in every building on campus than I am to having a post-graduation career/plan/future. Unless that future is getting fucked in lots of buildings. I got that shit on lock down.
I was intimate with him for twenty minutes and will be intimate with shame for twenty years.
the bartender goes "wow its so good to see you sober" and gives me a hug
He's asking how tall I am he wants to make a body suit out of me
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