That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
as for my dating sex life, no more regret sticks. Only pride wands from now on.
sent the pic of my tit to the wrong bbm chatroom
she went to type in rate my professors and rate my pussy came up in my recent searches. needless to say, i will likely be masturbating to the aforementioned site tonight.
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the girl next to me just texted someone in her phone named Optimus Prime
...i wonder what he did to earn that nickname
The little penguins are speaking with a hispanic accent. I dont know how to feel about it. Geographically speaking, this cant be possibly. This isnt cool.
he just told me he'd rather go to the pirates game. i know it was desperate but i said id give him roadhead if he let me come along.
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
So when I got her home I realized being a lesbian again isn't like riding a bike...
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I do what I can to inject something into your life every day. Today, humor. Saturday. Penis.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
I just keep sniffing it hoping for an explanation.
Well. I guess talking about me stealing your wife may not be in the list of legit conversations
I think I just smoked a piece of your foot. Were u picking your feet by the weed?
She called to say her plane was running late and i had 30minutes to get to the airport for bathroom sex
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