Wow so rude I was trying to have an orgy later but whatever
I think having sex with you would be a great treat for us
you guys got to bein so kosher and go with the flow
I just saw some girl with the liscense plate "OBVIII"...I never wanted to get in a car accident so badly.
I hope my margaritas pass through security.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
When a bartender remarks "wow" on how quickly you've finished a drink... Is that good or bad?
I awoke this morning alone and naked in my bed I forecast my date later not going so well because I have three giant hickies on my neck there is a note next to my bed that looks a 3rd grader wrote it on my college acceptance letter
Dude, you can't even imagine the trip, I actually thought that there were Care Bears sitting next to me at the bar, I'm pretty sure I started hitting on the pink one.
I'm pretty sure my intestines are bleeding but I'm still going to Orlando to catch that orgasm.
omg sorry but i tried to stop you when you were at your drunk limit but i took my eyes off you for like 2 seconds and you suddenly appeared with hard liquor in both hands for yourself and downed them and it was downhill from there
As soon as we had sex he stopped opening doors for me. That wasn't an exchange. Im still a god damn princess
Update. A gay dude just told me I'm the most beautiful thing with a vagina he as ever seen. How should I feel about this?
I have a black eye again and dont know why again
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
Maybe I’ll just go to the party as myself
What, a homewrecker?
Touché
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