We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.
He's tryingto open a beer with a Police baton. Cut him off or see where this leads?
There's sex hanging in the air like a pinata. European people are no joke.
But today feels so special with katie getting herpes and me cleaning my room. Good things are happening.
I walked into the kitchen and twelve of them were just staring at the oven. Freshmen are the weirdest drunks ever.
My new best friend is the drag queen who works at mcdonalds and doesnt judge me during my walk of shame coffee break
Im organizing a group to help fondle my shoe. Too many shots dude. Too many.
I'm just a little drunk right now and I have to work at 3
Omg sara
I ran out of milk and it's hot and I was thirsty
Just found my socks folded and in the back pocket of my jeans. Apparently drunk me refuses to lose shit after the panties incident over New Years.
I'm going to take a nap so I don't feel like a stripper sneezed in my mouth tomorrow morning at work.
Like Is it appropriate to tell your boss you banged a guy in the back of a truck at a wedding? Probably not.
Same encounter she body slammed me to the floor and than humped me
He literally knows my vagina better then I do.
I told him I want him to read me my Miranda rights while he's fucking me. Act exactly like he does while he's on duty except with his dick out.
I’m looking forward to our Cougar years. These freshmen know how to fuck
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