whats up tonight?
Ice cream, wine, and teabags... Not the earl grey kind
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
He looks like the kind of guy that still collects pokemon cards
please stop telling ppl youre Alice Cullen when youre drunk
whenever he goes down on me he looks at me and I just want to poke him in the eyes
There are taser marks on me. Your face flashed before my eyes when i woke up and saw them.
I just saw a dude sitting IN a bush, weeping and playing a harmonica. I hope your day is going better than his.
I cannot tell if the couch is cold or I spilled beer. THAT kind of night.
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how many ponies have to be on my pajama pants to convince him im gay?
i think we need a new approach.
I was telling everyone at the frat that they had to try the "fantastic refreshment" that was everclear, vodka and country time
No like he has curves. I remember thinking he had a nicer body than me
Like wanna sit on your face while you speak German hot
you tried to fight the cop who was busting the party, you said you had a constitutional right to do a keg stand...
thanks for letting me have sex in your bed, too bad you didn't get to yet
who are you?
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