Marg and I just meaowed the nat anthem. I was tenor.
'm tripping baaaaaaaaaaaaaaas
dude i dont realllllly have to fuck her do i? its just a mess down there and i think im gonna cry
im too high. i could barely wash my hair, let alone handle a whole shower
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
My dad just questioned my drinking habits... Clearly he doesn't know what kind of college education he's paying for
His threats seemed pretty legit for a 6 year old
just got the results back. i love his dick even more now i know its clean
He needs a high five right to the fucking mouth. With a chair. Or an atomic bomb.
Someone just got pizza delivered to the liquor store.
I woke up sick this morning, maybe sucking a random dudes finger at a bar last night wasn't that clean of an idea.....
They ran out of toilet paper so I used the rug to wipe my vagina
Seltzer and cocaine. Life is flawless right now.
You've discovered your super power: Your Vagina
I would just like to say that I was the one who said that we should find scissors, when they were cutting your hair with a kitchen knife. I am responsible.
I still feel bad for it, even though I technically only videotaped it and helped will to distract the questioning neighbor
Alcohol and video games. A solid Friday night. Even before covid
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