I tried to tell him it was only 2:00, but he said since it was 5:00 in New York, it was perfectly acceptable. He then put on a Blues Brothers hat and a pair of wayfarers and left. I expect him home in a few hours with a police escort.
The girl sitting next to me in class is writing her to-do list under the title 11/31.
just found my old 10th grade stash of beer in a shoebox. guess who's getting trashed tonight
protesters in toronto definately have the best pot
i always knew that i'd have sex in your room, i just assumed it would be with you
Why were you having sex on top of my left over pizza in the kitchen?
He called my vagina a rainforest. This is coming from a guy whose pubes are longer than his dick.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Guys with values who care about your personality don't cum on your back the 2nd time they you sleep with you.
Quick question: how do I take a nice picture of my ass? I'm asking you because I figure with an ass like yours you're probably experienced.
I did a hand stand against the glass wall at Ziggy's with no panties on and got 3 phone numbers. Thank God I shaved this morning...
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
I literally just smashed open my grade school piggy bank for beer money. Goodbye childhood. Hellllllo coin night.
Se wrote an essay in class about proper and fashionable winter wear for dogs. Of course I regret fucking her.
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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