Kelly, is this rhetorical, or sarcastic? You are very kind & quite beautiful, but we never really evolved into anything & your prevailing ambivalence spoke more than words ever could.
"We" really do not exist-if we ever did. Both of us may have been hoping for more than was possible.
I would enjoy sitting down to talk about the dissolution, but think it may end up being counter productive.
Ppl just aren't as funny as we are
yeah...it smells like an asshole would smell if someone ate sewage.
if I end up fighting someone to save $15 on a toaster oven then something went wrong earlier in life
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I think my goal in life now is to be a Trending topic on Twitter after I die.
bitch please you did NOT just unlike my status..
And then he used the flashlight app to illuminate me giving him head. Thanks IPhone
I'm pretty sure I just overheard my boss call his sperm precious metal...
Medically YOU CAN'T BE AN ALCOHOLIC TILL 25!!!!! WE GET 3 BONUS YEARS!!!!
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Just fucked a MILF from Alaska. I love traveling.
Did you really get up in the middle of a tattoo to go get Taco Bell?
I'm coming right back.
I'm stoned as hell watching the new Star Trek movie. My life is 110% better than it was an hour ago.
I need a genital shamwow being this wet.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
I should probably just LinkedIn request everyone I've ever slept with so they stop popping up on my suggested connections list
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