Nope, didn't see her. We left when you told us you were going to make the " big beef burrito supreme" even more supreme and you took your dick out.
you told his mom that the only thing he wants for christmas is his dick in your mouth
He invited me to see "alison wonderland" WHAT THE FUCK THATS NOT A FIRST NAME/LAST NAME TYPE DEAL
Just saying. If you end up in canada tomorrow morning at least youll have my text to remind you how it happened
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When were having sex he was mumbling some guys name. If he wasn't as hot as he is I'd be concerned.
Never again. I promise. My old gay body can't handle that much adrenaline twice.
Party was cancelled. Me and my dog are high as tits. Wanna go roam the outlet mall?
Im the proud new owner of the campus speed bump sign
now that I know that you did coke with your mom I can't look at her the same
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I just can't promise there won't be a reason to hit you in the face with a dildo again in the future.
I can never go back to Jacksonville. We think I may have punched a child in the face while on acid...
Did you blackout Saturday before or after we had sex in a random snow bank?
If your plan is to re-bang every girl you banged in high school - you're gonna need a spread sheet and clip board.
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
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