we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
Apparently I had an idea for a cooking show and then proceeded to throw cookies at people.
My mom and I are having a "yay I don't have herpes" shopping trip day
Why does it always end up with me crying in my car.
i ran into my coworkers when i was walking home last night. i was shirtless. i think i gave my shirt to Walter. he's a cat.
im still drunk. birthday week begins.
He keeps texting me videos of fish swimming in his fish tank, so I think it's safe to say he's back on weed.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
It wasn't a great time! You grabbed me, picked me up, and make me pee in the sink!
The sex is great, I just think it'd be better if we listened to Deftones during it.
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Santa tracker drinking game, you in or what?
They walked into the house to see me in my neon pink knee high socks trying to pull you out of the cat carrier by your legs...
I use my feet as sexual weapons
Did you get drunk between now and two texts ago?
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