Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
I will be horny for about another two hours. Feel free to call me until then.
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
so i used to love airports for the escalators... now its the bars... then the escalators after the bars
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I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
You may genuinely find a use for the siphon. But the bag of human hair is less likely.
Stolen hampster on my tits. Don't tell me I don't know how to party.
These days, you and me are swimming in dicks.
Marco
Polo
i figure if i show enough tits, no one will notice my eyebrows.
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He's like... An octopus that touches my vagina in all these diff ways at the right times. It's almost unsettling
Yeah. I don't know. I'm just gonna show up at her place on valentines day with a jock strap, box of chocolates, and rose clenched between my ass cheeks with "be mine" written across my glorious man titties.
Doing a small happy dance cause my cocaine successfully went through airport security
Had to lock my cat in the bathroom so I could masturbate in peace.
Are you going to regret this?
No I do t think so
Ok then he can enter the holy dorm temple.
i just went to hell in the tanning bed. i think god is giving me a preview of what is in store if i keep getting drunk everyday.
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