after giving me morning oral, he left saying "hate to eat and run but..." oh yeah, he's getting a second date.
ice luge is my downfall...
...u mean upfall.
And then he said "good night girls" and kissed each one before I put my shirt back on
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
Can you explain my first weekend back, because there a lot of blacked out gaps and 32 friend requests i would like to know about
For a limited time only, free special muffin with the referral of a loyal dro customer! Have it for breakfast and be happy off your ass all day! Guaranteed! New member must buy at least an eighth. Oh and O's are on sale for 280.
You. Win. At. Life.
I mean i can't really be mad...either way i was gonna fuck him or hate fuck him, so it's basically a win/win situation.
On a side note the mornings you do so much Xanax that you wake up totally at one with the universe and feel invincible are great
Dude I'm at a bar, and there's this Elvis impersonator here that I went to rehab with. Apparently Elvis has left the wagon.
I've learned life lessons in Vegas. Mostly, drugs are cheaper than alcohol.
my vag sweat smells like doritos
so now that we're not dating you have to stop sending shit like this to me okay?
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
He had the same tone in his voice and look in his eyes that he gets when he says UFOs aren't real.
not sure what the chiropractor did but my junk deserves a cape now.
Spent like 2 minutes so far learning and 35 minutes in a group chat talking about big asses. Yet another Wed zoom meeting.
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