I either just heard my neighbors having sex or she really agreed with whatever he was talking about.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
On a scale of 1 to 10 how hot is the girl you're about to fuck?
Strong 6
That's an oxymoron.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
You're sure you don't want to come? I'm pretty sure there is going to be "Pin the Tail on the Baby".
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
Maybe the downfall to liking really smart guys is that they're to smart to think about sex all the time.
The police report said that there were 25 cases of bud light, two hookers fighting in the street, 13 cop cars, and two road blocks, a kid got tazered, another got maced, and over a hundred people in the house
So that means its a bad thing that your dad found it huh?
I'll be listening to "I will always love you" and sobbing uncontrollably all night, care to join?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
We ended up debating which Food Network host would do best in porn.
I just got a lecture from your coked out sister about the monetary value of Dothraki hair braids. Take her home.
I just had a sex dream about orange juice, so there's that.
When Pitbull's songs sum up your life... you know it's time for some serious life changes.
Afterwards the first thing I said was, "You know, you're probably the first guy who has ever gotten laid wearing Star Wars pajama bottoms."
Do you think it would be okay if i cleaned my cartilage piercing with the leftover vodka?
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