I want to walk on stilts...naked
We discussed our relationship status. We're dating exclusively. And the conversation was followed by him saying "C'mon baby, let's make you orgasm!" .....I'm gonna marry him.
The way I see it, if i don't fail the midterm and blow off some of the projects, how else am I going to get motivated to study for the final ?
you tried to pee on a squirrel and everyone saw. you've got some serious untagging to do
Breaking hearts and overdosing on semen. That's my life.
Can we please just celebrate being alive this far into the school year and just get drunk?
I like when I have the chance to say normal things like 'I know her from college' vs 'I did a ton of blow with her one night at Studio B.'
You do realize that we got a stripper to do the YMCA for us on the main stage... Right?
Sitting here reading the internet and all i have to show for this summer is a shitty tan and the possible case of clamidia.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
Two options. One, you listen while I freak out. Two, we have mediocre to awesome car sex and don't talk. Either way, I'll be there by 7
it is basically gonna be an ugly Christmas sweater rave
No no this isn't that fun. I'm alone drinking wine and me and the dogs ran out of things to talk about around 9 am.
There are two guys here arguing over Pearl jam and Nirvana. 1991 wants its argument back.
I think I should write my liver a thank you note. If it had my work ethic, I would be dead now.
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