What should our trivia night team be named?
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I just saw grafitti that read "Mug The Fart Eater". Really, Memphis? That's all you've got?
My mom is wearing Ed Hardy. There aren't words.
he refused to get me toilet paper before we started drinking so I keep wiping with his towel.
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we drove through mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu. We told the workers that were making Super Size Me 2, drove away without paying and told them to bill our producer.
if you need to find her look her up on www.imastupidslut.org
.org?
yeah. they're non profit. helps them sleep at night.
Fuck I keep finding new battle scars from our fight. Justin told me I stabbed you with a broom handle.. Do you remember ripping my pants off?
I was just laying in bed wondering if there's more important things in life than cheese stuffed pretzels.
Get the fuck back here. Your brother taped bottle rockets to the front of his scooter and is bombing around screaming, "Rest in peace, Goose!"
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He awkwardly handed me plan b on Pickens Street... it was like a sketchy drug deal.
A homeless man just offered me vodka. The power it took to deny it deserves an award.
Oh wow and I have a bunch of portable wine glasses called to go coffee cups
Cocaine is ok on a cleanse, right?
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Hey, sorry I choked you last night... I was just really excited to see you.
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