i was just lookin through my fb pics and i think im with a cat in like 40% of them..: how sad is my life
so i was creeping on him today and there was like nothing new except he became a fan of getting dome
i wish i could be like. "i like giving dome, lets be friends"
my goal in life is to wake up with my underwear on
took shots out of a medicine cup. i can get used to college.
Watching the 1st game of the world cup. I'll drunk dial you at 8:30 to wake you up for work.
Are you still at the party or did I leave?
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
All he was doing was sitting in the car, staring. We asked him what was wrong and he just turned, smiled, and said "everything has its own pair of boots"
Min and u sung xhionubjs. Cause that's what u kiij like a xhionunk
What do you mean how did you end up there? You told him he had a face you'd like to ride, that's a deal sealer in any language.
i want us to warm up up with us making out while i lay you down touching and feeling all the spots you know are going to get you warmed up. im gonna move down your body kissing every inch as i move down past your panty line ;)
Did you watch the carolina game tonight?
I didn't know. I guess I really haven't had that much time for drinking lately. I mean, outside drinking at home/work.
We got stuck in traffic in the tunnel while we were smoking weed. We were afraid to air out the car.
I'm glad we can *facepalm* it together over the married couple we fucked separately.
I just realized now that I slept with him while he was still wearing the maid costume... I've reached a new level of sexual freakness.
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