So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
dude she's married.
so? a ring don't cover no holes.
And surprisingly enough iPhone does not have an app for Russian mail order brides.
Just saw the first guy I gave head to lose in the french open...some how I feel better that my mistake made it to the same mistake as our relationship, the third round. Don't judge.
Lowest moment of my life just occurred. I literally threw up all over myself in front of my parents.
He went down on me and then slapped my ass saying "thanks for the confidence boost"... is this all I'm good for?
Cumming on a girls face is guy code for you're not wife material.
and she just brought her bike into the shower with her
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
Some guy just rode an office chair down my street, I hope he comes back so I can give him my number.
I found his belly button lint in my hair. Can't say it was worth it.
Oh yeah, you are a real peach except for shitting uncontrollably and bleeding out of your face.
Honestly after an incomprehensible political rant yoga seems like the best option at 2 am
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