ive had 594 apples! thats 99 apples 6 times! math!
Yes, one should always join a cult. At least once.
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
how do u look a man in the eye when u own both his daughters V-Cards?
She was sleeping without a shirt so I thought I wouldI sneaked a peek at her nipples..than I realized they were just warts...on her back.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
i just saw her new tattoo, how much more trashy can you get than having "taste the rainbow" on your body for the rest of your life?
Why isn't there a sort by hair color option on Facebook? It would make stalking much easier.
Would it be considered cannibalistic if I wanted to eat off his bacon tattoo?
Is it bad that I'm tracking my period with Instagram pictures?
On the plus side I'm getting really good at painting the inside of a toilet with my bowels.
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
I don't know what that means. Any of it. BUT I will be at your house at 10:20 and you better be ready to get high as balls.
I'm that daughter that had to send her mother "DON'T GET SHITFACED" & yes, in ALL CAPS.
I just want to trace his tattoos with my tongue
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