Ask Niel how long his lasts if he plays with it a lot.
he says 15-20 minutes depending on the porn.
no his phone, idiot.
Girls only wine night turned into a sloppy drunk lesbian orgy again
I just woke up to find the whole kitchen sick had been converted into a gravity bong.
pretty sure that drunk girl we saw climbing the stairs is now DJing this club....
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As I sit on the toilet at 4 am I realize tonight could have gone a lot better
I'm gonna fingerblast you when you get off work. Get ready.
YOU STOLE THE WEDDING CAKE?!?!
Only one tier
Tastes like cardboard anyway
Post walk of shame: realized the underwear I put on when I left was another girl's underwear.... woof
I went limp when I heard her mom fart from her parents bedroom. It lasted longer than my hard on.
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Also, did you really start discussing the weather in the middle of telling you my sexual fantasy about you?
Clearly I'm trying to change the world one fuck at a time
you DO IT for the people
the fact you finally accept your bi don't shock me but as your fuck buddy I expect you girls to go family style on me
Just made a drug contact standing in the sandwich line in the dining hall. Is this real life?
You're my fucking hero.
You need a new phone. When you talk it sounds like the teacher from Peanuts while she's trying to give a blowjob.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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