Dude. I haven't taken a shit in a week.
Try anal, it works wonders.
i felt like the dude nobody likes from the mikes hard lemonade commercial
Her life must suck. All she's got is "Miss Shamrock" WHICH SHE LOST!
She was ugly to the point i wanted to brush my teeth after looking at her
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I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
Okay, quick math test. If our entire group can do at least 6 shots a night, how much alcohol will be needed to keep us shit faced for the rest of the week? This is for a grade. Anddd, go.
Idk how much more i could have responded my dick was basically trying to unzip the zipper and hop out
Give me a reason to not spend the rest of my evening high watching dogs 101 videos
she and her cat are both sick as fuck so they just sat there looking at each other with her nose dripping on the cat's. both out of fucks
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We took vodka shots. You kept saying it was the key to your heart.
Is using La Croix as a mixer for vodka a legit way to reach my daily water consumption?
May I make reservations with your penis for this evening?
She handed me scissors and told me that they were the ones with the lowest probability of having been used to trim someone's pubes.
I let a drunk straight girl spank me with a metal paddle at the bar tonight. Remind me to never do that again.
so i just met a former male stripper who has a lion king tattoo. new BFF? i think yes
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