I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
He doesn't know I'm infertile yet, that's when the sex gets good
I think I might stay on campus instead of going home for thanksgiving and see how many townies I can hook up with and no one will be around to judge
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The lid of our salsa is promoting a contest that ended in July '09
he tried to convince me he was a seal.. sound effects included. and then asked me to 'be his lady seal'.
best friends dont let best friends get an STD of the eyeball just saying
I don't drink so I see St. Patty's as an LSD type of day. Its like a more hardcore 420
That does it. We're drinking til we're pirates.
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Girl, he can't tell you not to take a bump just because you work tomorrow. You're on a wedding diet, remember?
Stoned, and eating Doritos, and reading about lesbians for class. This is the life.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
I'm sure if Robin Williams was still with us he would want you to see boobs.
i'm trying not to stalk him on facebook
i gave in
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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