R and i have drinken 4 bottles od red wine. By ourselfs
my neighbors are having lesbo sex right now.
I'm on my way.
Bath mats should not be used at mops. they don't work. consider this a drunk psa
well on a positive note i hear those vitamins you take while pregnant do wonders for your nails
On the plus side this hangover is the tipping point that finally convinced my lazy ass to get some sunglasses.
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
officially christened the dorm room by sucking my spilled drink off the floor. tastes like homee
spotted: something called the tunnel of opression. i feel like if we patricipated we wouldnt even be phased or we could run it better than them
and somewhere between crying in her arms and throwing up in her front yard, we became friends.
I woke up and found a doughnut on our front porch. It's not sketchy though. More like a gift from the gods.
Do you have any pics of the gummy penis incident?
It's now officially the Christmas season, so I have no shame in drinking evernog.
Also I will be receiving my own bra in the mail because I left it at his place, woops
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
try to milk me bitch
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