I think I kinda wanna bone that ginger from Harry Potter.
You literally just made my flesh crawl.
I couldn't accept the bj. My penis has done nothing wrong and didn't deserve the punishment of her face.
I can always tell its time to do laundry when my vibrator doesn't stay covered up in my sock drawer.
I'm up to 9 pic of different guys. I need 4 more boys and each one of the 13 to submit 3 additional pics. I wanna make a penis deck of cards.
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Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
Found a beard hair in my crotch.... care to explain?
If I had cancer, and got to make a wish, id make the organization force your dad to fuck me.
Yes I did. Thanks. I was actually an hour and half early. I'm better at public transport than I thought. Guy behind me on the bus is also crying. We compared cry-snot. It was nice in a weird sad way.
Seriously babe, why do I keep waking up with bruises on my nipples? WHAT ARE YOU DOING TO ME IN MY SLEEP?
Actually, scratch that, I'm not sure I want to know.
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I put the area codes from ludacris' "area codes" into our expensive data visualization software at work, it's been a productive day
Update: tequila girl had her hand down groomsmen pants
Seriously though, I walked in and he was holding my cat in the air singing "the circle of life"...
It’s a good thing I’m the only one in the office today. My boy toy stopped by and now there is jiz all over my desk and couch
I just got fed by 3 guys. I love my job.
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