guy in front of me on the bus did 12 yrs, hes teling me about how to knife fight
Bisexual people are plain selfish.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
I'm still reeling over the fact that you beat us all at Risk while you were flat on your ass drunk and falling asleep on South America.
I got a phone call from security asking me to do my laundry wearing more than a blanket next time.
All I want to do is fuck in the bell tower before it leave this school. Is that too much to ask?
Vodka?
Forever.
Hey mom, soo do we have a family lawyer or am I on my own for that?
I think I'm a wingman for every guy who bangs a girl I scarred in highschool.
Can you send me the pictures of me riding the penis
It's going to turn into you and me throwing down in a devastating lip-synch battle while everyone else stands around awkwardly.
As a rule...I don't sleep with my friends or watch movies with talking dogs
However many condoms you have, it isn't enough.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
Drunk. Come get me. Out front blue shirt.
Where are you? And you borrowed my shirt. I know what you're wearing. How wasted are you?
Hotel
WHICH HOTEL??
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