The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
oh wait, my morality sensor is a little fucked up since I almost let my little sister's friend blow me.
Fat chicks shouldn't bartend
i stole $50 bucks from my girlfriends purse to pay for my other girls abortion pill...shes gonna be pissed
Prostitute standing on the corner thrusting at cars as they drive by. New marketing strategy?
You can't just say things like "great depression theme party" and then not respond.
should my penis look like a turkey
Dude, this chick, who is smokin by the way, has 4 false teeth on top from a softball accident that she can take out if she wants... Who's getting amazing head tonight? This guy!
I don't know whether to be creeped out by the fact this chick can do that, or jealous because you're getting toothless head.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
I fell into a police barricade, a cop helped me up and asked if I've been drinking. I just looked at him and said "dude.." He proceeded to take out his handcuffs
Really? I thought your parents stopped loving you when you drunkenly fell through the ceiling...
He kept singing Happy Birthday to himself, yelling at the bouncers for not letting him in, and telling them his "father will hear of this." He was like a drunken Scottish Draco Malfoy.
This is the third time this year I've whored myself for a Netflix login. If this guy changes his password, I'm gonna fucking give up.
Or maybe pay for Netflix?
I'm not that desperate yet.
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
Are these your boobs on my camera?
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