Who said anything about talking that was a booty call
where are you?
in the room with the baby pig
k im coming soon
can you blame him?
i blame him for everything, HE GOT ME PREGNANT
Things to remember: Girls don't appreciate it when you yell "Beast Mode!" when switching to doggy style.
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suntimes in life you find a rare opportunity, mine was bonin my gf in front of the tv
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
Ya well my good-girl image was pretty much blown when he found out I'm going to jail soon.
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What should I wear?
Uhhhhh...idk? it's a gay bar
I found something that says "i'm here to party, but not fuck guys."
the boys love us. they call us "the stoner girl suite down the hall". not very inspired, but flattering nonetheless
sorry for the naked aussie man in your room last night, he got lost on his way to the bathroom
My one night stand just messaged me and said he is praying for me...
cmon you know I'm perfectly capable of something that ridiculous 100% sober
He held my hair while I gave him a blow job. Now that's teamwork.
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