did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
i jhust puked up my retainher.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
there's a girl in the library on mysapce. she must have missed the memo.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
One of two things would happen: He'd love it, or you'd get a restraining order.
I'm skyping with my parents and reading Cosmo articles on giving great head. I'm on a roller coaster that only goes up, baby.
Say hello to your nephew Sir Isaac Meriwether van Catsworth
I'm going to have to start taking your phone after ten. That's when all the cat pictures come
When Vanessa's kindergarten teacher called me in because she was caught with her hand down some boys pants in the bathroom, I knew you babysat last week.
We've only been here for 15 hours and our names are already on 2 separate police reports. We've also been given our "final warning" by the cops and hotel management.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
My bathroom smells like artichokes and absinthe. I am naming a perfume after you and using the money to buy new towels.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I looked so sad that Jessica gave me a bar of soap. So that's where I'm at.
now acid just makes me think of crab ragoon
Sex was followed by homemade breadsticks. I waited till after the breadsticks were gone to tell her i had a gf.
Santi's no longer allowed to buy booze in my lane. Last thing I need is a midlife crisis looking at his Id again.
Randomize