Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
I wonder if i passed any courses from last semester
Come 10 years my vagina won't look like this. I must cherish it
pre-gaming in the library. just gonna keep going until i'm too drunk to keep working and then i'll be there.
Why yes actually, getting stoned and reading an AARP magazine IS totally where I wanted my night to end!
he just looked at me, said "i think i'll keep you around, you put the seat back up and everything," and then burst into tears.
They were so big her bra clasped in the front. Didn't even know those existed.
she paid $15 and a box of cheerios for their acid
So, I actually said the words "but face tattoos are sexy"
I mean, it's a romantic picture of pubes if I've ever seen one
I remember walking into a bathroom stall that had a couple fucking in it and giving them a condom and a thumbs up and then leaving
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
You took acid last night and I’m up early to go to the grand opening of a new TJMaxx by my house. We couldn’t be more perfect.
Why is there a pair of panties on my front lawn?
You’re not his type
I’ve got blonde hair and great tits. I’m every man’s type
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