so i walked in, looked up the stairs and all i saw was smashed pumpkin, tube socks, and marinara sauce
i feel as if its time to shave my pubes but i should wait until before the party. nobody likes a sloppy drunk girl with a stubble-crotch.
story of my life.
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
By the way, thank you for feeding me fries when I was sitting on the floor.
we've called him dos banos ever since he threw up in 2 separate bathrooms with the same puke
I'm not sure, 7-8, the last bit was a rush of at least three blended together. Basically you fucked me so stupid that I can't even recall the number of orgasms.
So you know, I'm making that my facebook status.
no, throwing your underwear at it is not the solution to everything
He was crying because he hiccuped every time he kissed me. We then crawled to the kitchen because neither of us could stand, and I spoon-fed him peanut butter "to cure his ailment."
we came into the house to find you doing shots by your self and when we told you to stop you locked yourself in the bathroom...
did I at least say anything...
you meowed at us and said you're a cat and cats drink for a living
I'm so drunk. Liken realign drink
Like really drunk?
Or did you enjoy repositioning your drink?
If my mom's not going to offer me drugs then it's really pointless for me to be here.
some kid just came up 2 me bleeding yelling "thats how u riot"
may or may not have entered into a gay civil rights discussion with 6 year olds. Hint: I did.
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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