I saw her while sober, and she is definately cut off from the penis ride
Hey for future reference vodka can not be substituted for water when shaving your legs
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
who were those guys at the table sniffing dryer sheets?
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
and then you started talkingabout how you wish birth control was disspensed as a candy necklace
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
If if makes you feel any better, you're definitely the hottest guy I've ever friendzoned.
You said dick pics aren't attractive
Random ones, from strangers, no. But a beautiful penis I know and love, absolutely :3
I'm in my bed. Snow angles in fresh sheets. don't even try to get me out tonight.
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
im so sad I can't openly talk about acid tab Sundays
I have the rest of my life to settle down this is totally time for friends and pizza
ditto.
about cumming, not toast
I want to find him again. His Corona tank top and I were made for each other.
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