If a girl is wearing Ed Hardy from head to toe, does that make her a douchebagette?
made out with the bouncer to distract him from how illegitimate my fake id is.
im in class. still drunk. wearing one sock. eating a breakfast sandwich and trying to make sure this bottle of whiskey doesnt fall out of my purse in front of my professor
stephanie tanner's voice is so fucking annoying. no wonder she resorted to crystal meth.
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Dude you didn't move for like 2 hours then suddenly sang the chorus to ghetto superstar and passed back out
Totalylr drunk. Coveredc in cryola marker. Loving it. Straight men everywhere. Don't be surprises when I'm pregbat romorrowwwww
Just think. Tomorrow you'll wake up, shower, and get your brains fucked out. That's your ice cream. Today is your peas and carrots.
Why are you always at the walk in clinic, Lady Chlamydia?
You're not allowed to make that my permanent nickname.
Sometimes I think I have so much sex with you to be sure you're actually straight.
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It was like bizarre-o star trek. I shamefully went where every man has gone before.
did you know the cops in wilco have clean up kits in their cars for when people puke in them? i found this out this morning. i'm finishing paperwork now. come get me plz?
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
On another note I never thought having a drug addicted stalker would prove useful
Did I turn a man straight...??
Yes!
Alright, I've had enough of this good girl shit. Tonight you either blackout or backout.
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