i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
At Wal-Mart last night I watched two guys scramble for $4.34 to pay for a pack of ping pong balls and red solo cups. They had to put the .34 on a credit card. Winter break begins!
Drinking Grey Goose on the toilet. Don't make me graduate.
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
dude, i woke up with a mini keg on my night stand. again. like wtf
I should just black out in my front yard again- that was a great nights sleep.
A guy at one of our big accounts just said you probably dont remember meeting me saturday night ps you were right about those two girls being lesbian
Cleaning my pipe and using the left over resin solution to make THC laced rolling papers and a jar of hash oil/honey for my tea
WE USE THE WHOLE BUFFALO
Going to the bathroom drunk while wearing overalls is such a struggle
I'm gonna guess ur still high cus last night at like 3am my pillows were morphing into cats and I kept trying to pet them
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
A person can only vomit Fireball so much before they quit it forever
Meeting him up for him to pay half of the Plan B was awkward but worth it cause I'm broke as fuck
taking shots alone in my kitchen before I go learn to give a lapdance. when did this become my life?
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
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